Yes, SD you are the only important person in this house. Your birthday is the only one that matters even though you shit on your own dad on his birthday and yelled at him all day. Your school projects and extracurricular activities are more important than anything in anyone else's schedule. I can't wait to wake up again tomorrow and spend my entire day preparing your meals and activities. Your self entitled ass is such a pleasure that I might consider not slicing my wrists and instead using the knife to cut your birthday cake instead.

You are such a pleasure