In the style of Crayon, to the tune of "King of the Road":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdMISGruB0Q

Up every day at six
Egg McMuffins from “Mickey D’s” to fix
Four Skids from fourteen to four
If up to BM there’d be one more!
I got old floors to wax and scrub and
There's a dirty old ring in the tub
I'll get a maid someday but till then I'm
Queen of the house

No time to fix my hair
Need a new dress to wear
Old clothes will have to do
Cause the Skids need new toys and expensive shoes
I got bridge club each Tuesday night
BF(DH) goes out with the boys and gets tight
But when the evenin's through
He comes a home to the
Queen of the house

I know the milkman the iceman they come every day
They give me tips on how to get away
And when I got the time to spare
I sit and wish that I'd picked a kid-less millionare
I sing up every day at six
Egg McMuffins from “Mickey D’s” to fix
Four Skids from fourteen to four
If up to BM there’d be one more!
Oh by Sundays I'm mighty glad
We send the Skids to BMom’s or BDad’s
It's the day that makes me glad I'm
Queen of the house

Up every day at six
Egg McMuffins from “Mickey D’s” to fix
Four Skids from fourteen to four
If up to BM there’d be one more!
Oh by Sundays I'm mighty glad
Sending the Skids to BMom’s or BDad’s...