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Eww, I need to scrub my brain now

Elizabeth's picture

Submitted by Elizabeth on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 10:01am

I don't know about the rest of you, but I never talk to my parents about my sex life or theirs. This is just beyond weird (and presumptuous) to me.

SD19 texted Dh yesterday wishing him happy birthday. Then she said: "I know you gave up SEX for lent, but is there an exception for birthday SEX?"

WTH?! First of all, SD19 shouldn't know "anything" about our sex life. Second of all, how DARE she? Third of all, DH did NOT give up sex for lent, so where the hell is this coming from?

Thinking about SD19 talking about DH's and my's sex life just makes me want to scrub my brain and then never touch him again.

If I find out he's the one who instigated this inappropriate topic of conversation, I think I will kill him with my bare hands.

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Elizabeth's picture

Submitted by Elizabeth on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 11:05am

I'm seriously tempted to send some nasty response to her text, from DH's phone. Of course, he'd see it and know I'd been checking his texts, which would cause a problem, but maybe I don't care anymore?

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Submitted by sorryilovemydogmore on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 11:52am

First, I would make damn sure that DH didn't tell her anything that would lead to that kind of comment. If he did, I'd leave her alone. In appropriate as hell, maybe, but his inappropriate comment was the start of it.

If he didn't say anything, then I'd jump down her throat.

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Submitted by ThatGirl on Thu, 03/29/2012 - 10:52am

Gross! I hope he told her that his sex life is none of her damn business and that she was being highly inappropriate.