I'm back.

I clawed myself out of this hellish abyss....what DW and the in-laws called a "fun" camping trip.

I have 20 voice recordings of my incarceration with Mother Nature.

I knew going in that this was going to be hell...I was wrong. This was worse!

How can anything be worse than hell?

Well you see there are several layers of hell. One layer is just fire and brimstone populated by little demons that delight in torturing you...add another layer that includes flesh eating insects, viruses and other woodland animals that think you are a chew toy, and you might have a good picture as to what my week was like.

I'll transcribe my voice recordings as soon as I can. For now, I need to get me a shower and some drugs stat!