Quick background: SS12 has now finally gotten a ticket from the police for his school antics. He had to go to court this week and BM could not show up (typical). So he goes to her house and says he has another court date for sentencing, nothing big, just some kind of "kid court" thing. Then she goes off on text message about how DH is ordered by the court to inform her off all things to do with her son and blah blah blah he has to keep her up to date on everything.

DH responds at some point about how he has kept her in the loop and she can go to whatever she wants. And she continues to lose it and text all this stuff about how he's in contempt of court.

…That's when I noticed the phone buzzing by me. He had left it in the room to charge and I was watching TV nearby. Did I pretend to be him? Why, yes, I did.

It was so much fun to shut that bitch down. She kept saying crap and I was just saying stuff like "Wow, don't you have anything better to do with your life than harass me all night through text messages?" she was FLIPPING OUT. I would just text back that she was really funny and should be a comedian. She would go nuts. She was texting that DH was the reason SS is so messed up and I just said, "Are you on your meds? You're acting really crazy right now." That's when she got real mature and called DH and idiot and texted, "You're married to someone that your son calls a bitch! and you're an idiot!" That had me rolling on the floor.

I just texted back, "Drama"

but Oh how I wanted to text back, Well at least my bitch has a job!

At least MY bitch isn't crazy! At least you're so scared of MY bitch that you won't even come to the door. At least MY bitch pays your kid's health insurance and takes him to his psychiatrist appointments.

BUT I didn't. I knew that would get me nowhere. Then I told DH what happened and he just laughed and took his phone back.

The next day she started up again and he gave me the phone. She was all, "I'm going to take you to court," and blah blah blah. I just texted, "Once again, you have nothing better to do with your life today? Stop harassing me."

She went on and on again about court and my husband screwing up SS12, and I just kept texting, "Drama" or "I can't wait to take that text to court." Finally I was like, "Take me to court then, I can't wait to tell a judge how you gave up your custody for six months last year after SS called the cops on you for domestic violence. And how you've had a green card for four years and can get a job. Maybe I'LL get some child support out of you. Go ahead, take me to court. I dare you."

She just went back to name calling and I texted, "Stop harassing me" she was like, "I'm not I'm just telling the truth." And I said, "I'm worried about SS's safety right now are you on your med?" (again, because I know it pisses her off to high hell). She just said, "You're an idiot, ugh." and I texted, "Are we done?" and she said, "YES I'M FINISHED!"

Ahhhhh! I still chuckle. She's so fun to f@ck with.

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