Super Blue Moon Humor
Its not super humor, but here it is...
Since the BLBW (Burst Love Bubble Wedding) SDPowerSulk CPs has been REALLY friendly to me. I am reserved, but yes, am going with it. She wants to suddenly say "hi" "goodmorning" "goodnight", Im going with it.
Last night, I didnt cook (skid time, clove no cook-ie) husband didnt want to cook. Tells me this. SDPS has been in her room. Its 9:30 pm. Husband sais "well theres a steak in the fridge..." trails off leaving it open to interpretation.
SD17PS ambles to the kitchen scouring the fridge for her normal scavenger hunt for leftovers. Finds nothing. Question mark cloud bubble over her head. "oh?"
Husband yells from man-cave garage chair "theres steak, but you gotta cook it yourself!"
What ensues I watch from the living room absorbed by "airport '77" and hear "do I use oil or butter to cook steak?" watch as dad tells her which pan to use. How to season. Watch him as he starts hovering. Takes over the cooking of said steak, because now hes hungry and invested.
I amble into the kitchen to get some more wine. Ask SD17 PS "Is that your first time cooking steak?" She answers "well, I did some..."
Me: "So youve only cooked steak once and this was it?"
Me: "And its during a Blue Moon?"
*****HEEHEHEHEHEHE*******and yeah I had to explain it, so worth it though
For YEARS I have encouraged kiddo to become self-sufficent, to learn how to cook for herself as a basic healthy skill. To find joy in it.
ARRRRG. Thats all I got.