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Goodbye party for intimacy............

buterfly_2011's picture

Submitted by buterfly_2011 on Tue, 06/04/2013 - 6:01pm

Well along with another summer with skids it will also be another three months of no sex due to DH who can't seem to function in that way if his kids are anywhere near us. Have I expressed my hatred of the summers?

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oldone's picture

Submitted by oldone on Tue, 06/04/2013 - 6:17pm

I'd ask him how in the hell he managed to have more than one kid if no sex is possible once a child is in the home.

IslandGal's picture

Submitted by IslandGal on Tue, 06/04/2013 - 10:11pm

Holy hell! That would send me bloody bonkers!

Go out, invest in a groovy vibrator (I love the rabbit!) and party.

Seriously, if I were you, I'd have a nice long bubble bath with candles and a glass of wine. Then I'd rub moisturiser all over myself. Get into my sexiest lingerie and then shut the door. Play some soft romantic music and even watch some porn if you could. Then I would just go for it. I MIGHT let DH know I'll be busy for the next hour or so. Let him walk in on you - let him see what he's missing out on. Then tell him that since you can take care of yourself, he can forget about sex for the next year. OR until his kids are old enough to handle the fact that their Dad actually indulges in the most natural act in the world.