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I'm Bored and Alone- Tell Me a Crazy Step Story

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Submitted by Anne Boleyn on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 9:40pm

Anything goes.... tell me something....anything.... Just spew your SMamma stuff!

GO!

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Submitted by 3LittleDragonflies on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 11:01pm

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :sick:

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Submitted by 3LittleDragonflies on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 11:14pm

> The internal memory was full of home made porn of her getting nailed by druggies in our home. -__- <

All I can think is Lysol... lots and lots and lots of Lysol... On everything.

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Submitted by 3LittleDragonflies on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 10:04pm

BM has Erotomania. It started last summer when she called DH up asking why he had married me (we'd been married for over a year at that point). She then told him that she was still in love with him and thought he should know. He told her "I'm sorry, I'm very much in love with my wife. I'll be your friend for SD's sake though." She would call him 4 or 5 times a day.
She then started posting online about how her baby daddy and her were in love, but his wife wouldn't let them be together.
She then tried telling me that he had tried to sleep with her at a drop off and had been making out with her. He'd already called me and told me that she had tried to kiss him and he'd pushed her away and left.

We then cut contact with her. She sent DH a 2 page letter breaking up with him because she needed to be there for SD. DH read it and started laughing. He said he might have been a bit confused, but he could have sworn she'd already left him back before SD was born...

THEN she tried to kill herself and wound up in the mental hospital and had to sign off her guardianship of SD to her mother.

She then got pregnant and is treating that guy just like she treated DH when she got pregnant by him. Here's to the next baby daddy... poor guy!

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Submitted by Anne Boleyn on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 10:39pm

Oh my God. I can't stop laughing. I KNEW you ladies would come through.

It's not really funny because it sucks to live in such situations but dear God, you seriously cannot make this stuff up!!!!

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Submitted by 3LittleDragonflies on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 10:56pm

Laugh all you want hon... Lord knows I have to or I'd be in prison for murder!!!

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Submitted by Anne Boleyn on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 11:01pm

Me too. My cell phone is practically broken from throwing it at the wall a couple times.

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Submitted by 3LittleDragonflies on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 11:08pm

DH's Uncle's shed has a hole in the wall from when DH and I first got together and BM tried telling everyone that DH was flirting with her when he came to visit SD. It was snowing out when I heard this and I went outside and started throwing snowballs at the shed imagining it was her face. Accidentally picked up one of Aunt's decorative rocks and chucked it before I realized what I'd grabbed.

Thankfully, Aunt and Uncle understood and just shrugged it off as "old shed, gives us an excuse to buy a new one. Now go patch the hole so nothing gets ruined."

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Submitted by Anne Boleyn on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 11:03pm

This is exactly the type of story I was looking for. WOW. What a weird coincidence. And guess what, you are a good SM.

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Submitted by Anne Boleyn on Sun, 08/04/2013 - 11:35pm

Step parenting is eye opening and hell on wheels. Welcome to the club. I am 2.6 years in and SHOCKED.

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Submitted by Bojangles on Mon, 08/05/2013 - 4:16pm

DH and I had been dating for about 12 months so he was then BF. I went away to a friends wedding with a group of girlfriends on a visitation weekend. While I was away BM pretended she had been raped in a car park and made up a whole fictional story about going to the police and having tests and being given paper knickers to wear home. This achieved her goal of getting (then)BF to take pity on her and take her back to his flat for the weekend along with the children where she spent the time playing the survivor and toasting her survival with champagne.

When I got back on Sunday night from a lovely weekend, BF collected me from the airport to take me back to my house and told me BM had been raped. I felt so bad for her I cried. Then the cracks in her story began to emerge until it transpired that she had made the whole thing up. She hacked into BFs email account and sent a bizarre email gloating about how she'd been looked after by BF and how she wished I could have seen her fantastic weekend. That was the point at which I realised she was a fruit loop. She is now a lecturer in Psychology, I kid you not.