...and is not, as research had previously suggested, of the sub-human species classified as "Turd."

It took a lot of prodding, but I have successfully removed 90% of DH's balls from his stomach where they retreat to every time BM's name is mentioned. DH FINALLY called BM to let her know that I would be spending some time alone w SS when he comes to stay w us for a few days the week after next. He told her that he wanted to "let her know" so that there would be no repeat of last time (when she took SS away from me). BM said...SURE :jawdrop:

I hope that BM is really trying to change and that this response was not simply a result of an alcohol induced good mood. BM, I think that you deserve a home made Christmas present from your son. I will be sure to buy you a picture frame and have SS decorate it when he sits down to decorate his father's. You are moving up in the world! Please don't disappoint me again *fingers crossed*