So my SS wants DH to come see him for a few days on SS’s birthday in February. We are very south and SS is very north.
Our Convo…
ME: I bet BM will end up there the same time that you are.
DH: (acting stupid) Why would she do that?
ME: ummm, well, because SS is always trying to get yall together. Remember just last year he wanted you, him and BM to vacation together in Hawaii?
DH: Yea..but that is his mom driving that mess not SS. They should both know that would not be right.
ME: But they both do NOT know that. You have been such a wuss over the years that neither of them have any boundaries.
DH: So you are saying I am a wuss for wanting to go see my kid?
ME: (ROLLING EYES AND LAUGHING!) Yes DH..that is exactly what I just said…I also said you were a dumbass for wanting to see your kid. You know that is not what I said, but nice deflection. Lol. I said you were a wuss for just not telling SS and BM that vacations are not a thing to spend with an ex. You always skirt that when talking to them.
DH: Well IF BM goes, then her DH better be there.

LOL…If SS and BM manipulate this to where DH and BM end up on vacation up there with SS at the same time…I may have to get a divorce.