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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:11am

So, this is what ASS's garbage can looks like as of this morning....

http://imgur.com/7REGdYg

And this little gem was discovered this morning....I wish DH would have some fun with our little anarchist, but he is stuck in "head up ass and ignore" mode. Dammit!! Think of all the fun we could have had - sigh.

http://imgur.com/I1Qx8yN

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Submitted by SheScreamsinSil on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:18am

With the exception of the funny notes, I feel your pain. (I emptied a similar garbage can this morning. If it's not Nutella, it's granola bars. Must be a SKID thang.)

ASS needs a beat down.

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:35am

If he was my kid, he would be confined to his doorless room, with no bike, nothing with a screen, no band participation and I wouldn't GAF if he failed. He would have a mattress on the floor, and two changes of clothes. He would be grounded and if he left the house without permission I would call him in as a runaway to the police.

This morning DH said to me, "what am I supposed to do, beat him?"

YES!!!

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Submitted by hereiam on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:27am

Is he saying that to your DH? Fuck off, dickhead?

I am speechless. How did he get to be 17 thinking this is okay? I was quite sassy (and sarcastic) but I NEVER would have cussed my parents.

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Submitted by over step on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:30am

I heard puke last week yelling and cussing at her mom on the phone. F*** you was heard too many times to count.

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:30am

Yup - he sure is saying that to DH. How did he get to be 17 thinking this was ok? Because DH does nothing about it.

I just said to him this morning "you know, honey, it really pisses me off that this kid that he can say these things about you and to you and then expect us to pay for his stupid ass. I know you want him to go to college, but I don't think we should pay for college for a kid who thinks about us this way. Talk about ungrateful."

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Submitted by over step on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:27am

Where does skid come up with these? Unreal.

At least the trash is in or in the general vicinity of the trash can. Puke will stuff trash in drawers or under the bed or in the closet.

WalkOnBy's picture

Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:37am

Google "non-aggression principle" - it seems we have quite the budding Libertarian in our house.

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Submitted by Last In Line on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:28am

Are those...tissues? I almost want to ask why so many, but there can be no good answer to that. EWWWWWWWWWWW

Nice note too.

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:31am

we hold theses truths to be self evident. that all teens are created evil, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights that among these are laziness, irresponsibility, and the pursuit of assholery.

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:39am

See, now THAT'S the kind of fun I want to have with ASS.

I would like to:

tape a sign to his door - 9 more months, buddy!!

slide a sheet of paper with the dictionary definition of the words "dependent" and "minor"

start calling him William Wallace or Mel Gibson and just yell "FREEEEEEEEDOM" every time he walks by

give him a biography on the real William Wallace which includes the horrible way in which he died

play "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" on a loop with NWA's "Fight The Power" throughout the house

copy what Tuff wrote and post it on his door

but, no, DH just wants to ignore it all. Sigh.

hereiam's picture

Submitted by hereiam on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:42am

but, no, DH just wants to ignore it all

Haha, 'cuz that's worked so well up to this point!

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:52am

well you could do all of those things - just keep them as jokes between you and dh Wink }:)

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:53am

Nope - DH wasn't having any part of it. He gets mad at me when I criticize little Ted Kaczynski.

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Submitted by TheAccidentalSM on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:38am

Good grief. Your DH has created a monster. I would never have dared to speak (or write) to my parents this way and I was also a "poor little" COD.

I think the therapist is right. He needs an evaluation.

Please don't take this the wrong way but the whole situation is hilarious at a safe distance. I'm really enjoying the updates. At the same time I realise that living through this has got to be very painful.

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:40am

it's not painful for me, but it's very painful for my DH. It's so painful that it paralyzes him. And, honestly? ASS continues to behave this way because DH does nothing about it. No wonder ASS has no respect for DH.

I think it's hilarious, even from a close proximity.

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Submitted by TheAccidentalSM on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 10:00am

I half feel sorry for your DH but then I remember that he could have addressed this earlier. At that point I just want to give him a kick to get him moving on his problems.

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 10:16am

You are absolutely correct. I mean, what did he think was gonna happen when all this attitude remained unchecked???

When he complains about it, I nod my head and act sympathetic, but MAN, I just want to monkey nut punch him.

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Submitted by TheAccidentalSM on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 10:47am

I have no idea what he is thinking. }:)

Does he manage people at work? Could you try to compare his behaviour towards the skids to the way he'd manage a difficult team member? You've probably already tried this but though I'd mention it anyway.

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Submitted by LuckyGirl on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:44am

The trouble is your DH's piss-poor parenting. It should never have even crossed your SS's mind that he could dare address his parents, or leave his room, like this.

Neither one of my SD's would dream of it, I would be down on them like a ton of bricks and so would their father.

Explain to your DH that "parent" should be a verb, not a noun...

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 9:55am

Yeah, those are tissues. I have no idea what he uses them for and IDGAF. He tends to blow his nose a lot - he has allergies, but refuses to take his allergy meds. you know, because the doctor who prescribed them doesn't know what he's talking about.

Yawn!!!

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Submitted by robin333 on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 10:31am

If my kid ever left a note telling me to fuck off, she would be in lockdown. No electronics, she would only get to leave her room only for school.

How the hell is ASS going to cope in the real world? !

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 10:34am

right??? ASS is supposed to be on lockdown. But since DH isn't home when ASS gets home from school, ASS gets on his bike and rides over to the library, where he obviously browses the interwebs for his political rant bullshit. He waltzes back in the house around 9pm.

DH does nothing. I don't care, because I am much happier when ASS is not home.

How will ASS function in the real world? Don't know. Don't care.

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Submitted by whoaminow on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 12:51pm

These dads are just lazy. It takes effort to parent at child, it's easier for your DH to just ignore it, don't make waves, it will go away. I have one of those too so I get it. My SD17 don't talk to me that way or DH but if she did he would do nothing. It just amazes me really just how little parenting skills most men have.

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Submitted by WTF...REALLY on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 2:15pm

That's alot of tissue - does his hand get sore? Cramps?

And as for that note - dear lord - no way I would stand for that in my home. Nope.

WalkOnBy's picture

Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 2:42pm

I have no idea how his hands react to all that tissue and I don't care.

I would absolutely not tolerate that in my home, but obviously DH does.

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Submitted by misSTEP on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 2:44pm

If my kid EVER wrote me a note like that or said those types of things to me...well, we would BOTH be surprised. I would be surprised that my hand could move that fast with no conscious effort and my DS would be surprised at how fast his ass was knocked to the GROUND.

I hope that you have told your H that YOU moving out isn't going to GAIN him ASS's respect!

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 3:42pm

Oh, yeah, mis - I sure did. I told him this morning that THIS is why that ASShole kid has zero respect for him. Because he does this shit and nothing happens to him.

I also told him that if he thought for ONE second that I was going to (financially) support this fucker going to college, he had another thing coming.

We don't do favors for assholes.

We don't negotiate with terrorists.