O/T a little holiday fun
Okay we all know the standard Christmas carols, here are a few NEW titles
Deck the BM with mounds of papers fa la la la la
Lawyers we have heard on high, counting up all their dough
His three jerks from wonderland
O Holy Crap, this witch is at it again
And finally,
Good King DoNoWrong!
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Just for Former sung to the
Just for Former sung to the tune of carol of the bells
Oh holy crap here's she comes again, what do we do, better go and get the order, better go and get the order, hurry she's coming, quick slam the door, and call the cops, she ain't backing down, here's she comes again, what do we do? Show her the order, wait for the cops....
OMG I'm so mean but this just
OMG I'm so mean but this just popped into my head when I read this post....
Said the stepmom to DH
Do you see what I see?
Way over there, DH
Do you see what I see?
A beast A beast,
A big fat hairy beast
With big hairy moles on her face
With big hairy moles on her face
The thought of stepping up is
The thought of stepping up is frightful,
being stuck on stupid is so delightful,
since I've no room to grow,
let my son snow, let my son snow, let my son snow.(ME!)
He doesn't show signs of stopping,
being helpless, lying and coniving,
expectations are way down low
let him snow, let him snow, let him snow..me.
When I've finally had enough
watching me disengage will be so tough
But if you work with me just a bit
this marriage will be quite a hit!
My patience is silently dying
I can't take anymore denying
as long as you love crippling him more
find a new whore, find a new whore, find a new whore!
NICE!!!
NICE!!!
I can't take credit for this
I can't take credit for this one but it's funny as hell and fits!
Bob Rivers: to the tune of we wish you a merry Christmas!
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We're not happy you're here.
You drive everybody crazy,
You're hopelessly fat and lazy,
You're constantly in the way here,
So pack up your gear. {YEAH!}
You're feeding your face,
You're taking up space,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We're not happy you're here. {CLOSE THE REFRIGERATOR!}
Correct us if we're mistaken
But those are long distance calls you're makin'
How long do you plan on takin'
Advantage of us? {PAY UP!!}
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
Get out of town.
NOW!