Why I hate Mondays and other StepMonster musings. . .

I hate Mondays. I used to love them. Monday is my day off. The day when after my bios go off to school, I recharge my batteries. I shop in peace without the crowds, I blast my itunes as I clean and rejoice in the small frame of time that I have allotted for "me". Now, I hate Mondays. Suppertime Sundays I can feel the bile rising up in my throat. Knowing that in mere hours the chaos and alienation will begin to descend upon me. Why, do you ask, do I hate Mondays? Allow me to condense it into a list as to familiarize you with my disdain:

1. DH goes to work on Monday where horsefaced bitch devil cunt exwife works. So it's like dh leaves me, Wife #2, and goes to other "work" wife #1. It's like living in a polygamist community. And I am not bubbling over with trust for my dh. Horseface demands attention and is a stones throw from his office. I KNOW much more interaction occurs than I am aware of. But always regarding "the child". Yea, sell stupid somewhere else.

2. POC SS descends upon high to grace us lowly serfs with his righteous presence. Suddenly the next two days (my days off) will be awash of "daddy, I want. daddy, I need. daddy, carry me. daddy allow me to hang all over you." And he's 6. He will spend the evening looking down his nose (no, really that's the snotty face he actually makes to my bios) and sneering at me and my children. While "disney dad" is oblivous to anything but sunshine and lollipops.

3. I will promptly be met with some new series of demands upon POC SS's arrival. "POC needs a haircut. POC needs socks. POC doesn't want to watch "that" on the big tv, bios will have to go watch something else in their rooms on the small tv. POC wants to go the Monster Truck show, but we can't afford more than two tickets so your kids are screwed, princess mofo. POC needs you to sacrifice your first born at the altar of his happiness, he'll even hand you the big knife to do it for him.

4. DH will turn into a steaming pile of donkey sh*t. Oblivious to all things confrontational or slightly uncomfortable and lull himself into a numbing coma of "disney dad" syndrome. No one's needs will be more important than POCs. Because, and I muthaf*cking quote this sh*t I kid you not, "I feel guilty because I only see POC half the time and I want to make it count". If I could rear my head like a Cobra and spit lethal venom into the man, I would. So when POC misbehaves, which is plenty, DH will lob empty threats at him and not follow thru with punishment.

5. I and my bios will be reduced to the condition of visitor in my own home today. Oh, no wait let me rephrase that. I will be reduced to condition of nanny/chauffer/maid/ and last but most certainly my favorite. . . doormat.

So to quote the "Mamas and the Papas" (how wildly appropriate for this rant) "Monday, Monday can't trust that day".

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Lynn123, my screen name is

Lynn123, my screen name is Princess Mofo. Do you think I would be offended by "fuck that shit"! Hell to the motherfucking no, girl! Lol! Thanks for making me smile!

Yes, and I not some

Yes, and I not some uneducated piece of garbage. I have a large vocabulary. And a couple college degrees to prove it. But sometimes there is no other explecitive to sum it up quite like "bullshit". And you're writing it, not shouting it at the top of your lungs in the town squre. You "express" yourself however you like on my blogs, Lynn.

I'm with you. Like you I have

I'm with you. Like you I have a fairly large vocabulary (started young, I read a lot) and a college education.

However, rev me up and piss me off and I will put truck drivers, sailors and construction workers to shame.

Geez....all I need is a Native American, a Cowboy and a Biker and I can start my own version of the Village People.

Cool! I love YMCA!!! LOL!

SORRY PRINCESS. I understand

SORRY PRINCESS. I understand the feeling. I use the word disdain to describe it as well.

I'm so sorry for what you're

I'm so sorry for what you're going through but I nearly busted a gut reading the words "horsefaced bitch devil cunt exwife".

I've never seen such an amazing string of words before. }:)

I agree dh needs to try a lot

I agree dh needs to try a lot harder. It's the inconsistency of it all that makes me fly into a rage. He's good and setting boundaries with my bios, but not his kid. Perhaps I will turn into the wicked stepmother of ancient folklore. What's the worst dh can do? Leave? Yeah, and this is a problem how? I'm resigned to it. But I think even if dh did try parent his kid, the kid still has a major attitude problem. The kid DOES think he is better than everyone else. My own parents/family have commented on it. He thinks of himself only, because he is an only child and "the product of a broken home". Let us all wail and cry and pity the poor child. My kids are the "product of a broken home" too but I don't see anyone coming to their rescue or kissing their butts. My dh's family literally poopoo my ss. He is encouraged to think he is "king and number one" MIL still spoon feeds him off of her plate at 6! No sh*t! I've seen it first hand and it fills me with loathing.