So BM was supposed to come get SS to take him school shopping, go to the fair and whatnot. She told us both this after court and SS earlier in the week. We haven't heard from her and I asked SO this morning if he had hotte anything from her because I hadn't. He said "no, it's bullshit that she does this to him every weekend."

My two year old with her supersonic ears heard this and was sitting under the kitchen table and starts going

"Push-it" "push it"

SO says he doesn't doesn't think that's what she's saying, I tell him she's definitely trying to say "bullshit.

He says to her: Peanut what are you doing?

*at this point I have just woken up and not had enough coffee*

I reply "she's sitting under the table calling bullshit what does it look like she's doing."

At that point I seriously considered taking my coffee and joining her. Except she's two and I shouldn't encourage these things.