Background information pertaining to story – DH didn’t know he had a son until SS was about 5 years old. DH and BM dated when they were younger and she and her family later moved out of the state to WA, well I guess DH kept in contact with BM’s brother on and off, he decided to take a road trip and head to WA in the process, it was during that time that SS was conceived, I guess BM had been sleeping with more than one guy and so never told DH that she was pregnant (my guess is that she didn’t know who the dad was – so sad).

Five years later DH comes back up to WA to see his friend again and bumps into BM and SS. DH knew on the spot that SS was his. SS has his dark hair and bright blue eyes. It took him a month to convince BM to have a paternity test done (he believes that she knew DH was the SS’s father but had been milking another sap for child support and didn’t want to pay it back). Of course long story short DH is SS’s dad and he moves up to WA to be with his son.

So on to recent funny news…

On Friday night DH had to work late and wouldn’t be able to drop SS off for his weekend visitation with BM. I never drop SS off because BM hates me but I offered this time because I was already headed in that direction to go out with some girlfriends.

Well I drop SS off at the neutral location and am heading back to my car when BM calls me and comes walking up to me. She thanks me for dropping SS off and I tell her that it’s not a problem I was happy to do so. She than tells me that SS has told her that we are trying to get pregnant. Not any of her business but oh well, I tell her that yes we are. She than proceeds to say, “I’m surprised that DH wants ANOTHER kid he was never the fatherly type”, my response was “DH is so excited to have his first baby we aren’t even pregnant yet but it’s all he can talk about, I guess that’s normal with your first”. At this point she is staring at me with steam coming out of her ears, “SS is DH’s first child!”. “technically yes you are right SS is DH’s first child, however since you didn’t tell him about SS until he was 5 years old DH missed out on all of SS’s firsts so for DH our baby is the first time he will be a father of a child from day one, and I’ve never seen him so excited to do all the first time things, he’s even excited to change diapers, truth is I’ll be lucky if he ever lets me do anything with the baby.”

She was so pissed she was speechless (that is of course until she called DH right after I left, DH couldn’t stop laughing so she hung up on him.