Loca Grande took 2 of the skids out for a spending spree last night. Princess brought along a friend, and Loca Grande even bought a prom dress for the friend?!?!?!?!

Lazy Boye has been begging for his own phone for years. He's 14, and until recently has not shown enough responsibility to earn one.

She's always calling me and leaving VM, "I miss Lazy Boye; have him call me."

Now that I have notified her husband that she is to no longer contact me, I'm wondering if she'll finally break down and get Lazy Boye a phone with her newfound wealth.

(Probably not though, because that would actually be a helpful, responsible purchase...)