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Thank GOD I saw BM!!

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Submitted by kaffonseca on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 8:10am

So I'm on the way to my gym last night with SS6 to actually cancel my membership (it's too expensive, I never go and for $50.00 a year I can join the gym at work). So I'm driving about a block away and I see this these two girls walking..one of them had these TIGHT bright pink sweats on and her AZZ was HUGE and jiggly and dimpled and it was one of those ..all the traffic was staring and you KNOW everyon was thinking "WTF does that idiot have on and why would she walk out of the house like that?" LOL! So I'm laughing and like GROSS! and than she got to the traffic light to cross and it was BM!!!! She lives about 1/2 mile from the gym and she was with another girl and BM was carrying sneakers so I watch them walk into my gym!!!!

Thank God I saw her or I would have gone into my gym (which is like a Curves..very small..there is no way I could go in and not have dealt with her..and SS6 was with -she is not his BM but causes a overly dramatic production everytime she sees him). So I kept driving..called up the gym from home and canceled..All I can is THANK GOD I saw her this time.

She DID motivate me though to start working out - because God forbid I'm sitting her calling her Ms. Piggy and she turns into a skinny minny (her body isn't built like that though no matter how much she works out). So now I'm motivated to work out and get my shape on!

But seriously - it was sooooo funny the way she looked! I'm not exagerrating.

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Submitted by Amazed on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 8:26am

Gosh that makes me wanna go out and buy some bright pink tight sweats!! We were dropping SD11 off at her BMs house on our way home from the beach last summer and of course since I thought I looked adorable that day with my sundress and fresh tan I HAD to accompany DH and SD to the door. BM answered with her hair all nasty, no makeup, and in a huge t-shirt...I swear I saw her breasts down by her knees somewhere;) It was priceless...

"We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.”

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Submitted by squeegie_becken... on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:01am

Great stories! Smile I have to add one...

Back when my husband & I worked together in a store, BM would very often stop in to bamboozle my husband into watching the kids for her. Well, one day she came in wearing an extremely low-cut top, a barely-there short skirt, striped tights, high heels...plus, her hair was streaked with a bright pink color (her trend that year) & in some crazy hairdo. I almost died! I couldn't even look at her because #1) of fear & #2) I'd laugh. I have no idea how my husband managed to have a conversation with her. She looked like she just came in off the street corner! Scary! This is an almost 30-yr-old woman who never wears a bra (so they're down to her waist), has nasty stretch marks on her stomach (she likes to wear short tops, which showcase this nicely) & is just overall gross. Just looking at her makes me feel like I could get an STD. *shudder*

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Submitted by littlegrlzx4 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:08am

I try not to be nasty, but sometimes its just so hard not to, esp when it's just the ugliness seeping out from the inside.

BM is 15 years older than me (10 years older than my DH) and looks dumpier by the day. My sister saw her recently and has started calling her Hobbit. She's pushing 50 and looks 60- bad stuff.

Anyway, a few years ago, BM came over to our house to pick up the SD's. There was an asian girl going door to door in our hood, selling windchimes or something. She saw SD's run up to BM and she said, out loud, "Oh, Gramma come for visit?!"

I still chuckle 3 years later....

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Submitted by Amazed on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:10am

}:) I love that! I would have given that little asian girl big hugs:)

"We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.”

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Submitted by kaffonseca on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:13am

normally about her..that is my not my style..BUT considering she calls me an "old lady" and always says that "an old lady can't compare to her" I laugh..Sorry sweetie..I'm 35 and I look better than you on my BAD day.

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

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Submitted by Amazed on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:25am

Since I'm 20 years younger than BM, that makes me less of a woman apparently. But I always look past that criticism and always offer to do a free makeover on her to help marry her off to some other poor,ususpecting victim...

"We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.”

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Submitted by BMJen on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 10:54am

And 19 younger than her. So of course that means I know nothing, and am after him for his money only.

**head scratching** I'm still looking for that shit. I'd really like to find some of this "money" she always referes to! LOL

I've offered to pay for her to get on match.com I even told her I'd help her with pics, hair, make up, etc. She wanted to for a few days, but resorted back to the vodka bottle instead.

~Happiness is defined by the smile on your face, not the frown on others.~

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Submitted by Amazed on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:02am

hmmm...it seems I too am a golddigging ditz. just like the streetwalking sluts I was discussing the other week...there are just SO many of us now! lol:)

"We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.”

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Submitted by BridgingTheGap on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:05pm

I am 14 years younger than BF so of course this means that I'm a ditz and only after his boatloads of money...

Um...what money is BM talking about? The only money I know of goes directly into her bank account!

And by the way BM, I am the one who has a college degree and good job. What do you do again? Oh, that's right, NOTHING because you have no skills whatsoever!

I would totally pay for BM's match.com membership and a makeover if she would promise to find an unsuspecting fool and vanish from my life

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Submitted by kaffonseca on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:27am

I'm 15 yrs. older than BM..(FH dated VERY young..but he is 8 yrs. younger than me) and honestly I could give HER a makeover

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

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Submitted by Amazed on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:39am

It's one thing to be younger and look better but when you're the older one and you look WAY hot, it's just priceless!! It just says so many good things about how you have lived your life and how well you've looked out for your body and mind!
Go girl!

"We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.”

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Submitted by SRS177 on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 9:59am

She is about 9 years older than me, and she is actually an attractive woman, but because she has done so much to herself, she is getting very wrinkly and old looking from WAY too much tanning and late night partying and drinking and my DH couldn't even tell you what her natural hair color is and she ends up looking ridiculous such as when at her 35th birthday... she got her nose pierced. She took it out and two years later at about 37/38 she got it redone?!

I mentioned something once about her being pretty and his response was that she does not wake up looking that way, it takes her hours and she is so high maintenance that if she is having one of those days where she can't get her hair to look just so, she goes into rants and says she can't leave the house even to go to Wal-Mart for fear of someone seeing her with her hair not perfect.

DRAMA QUEEEEEENNN!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Sebbie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:23am

I would rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not.

Im with you girl! I am 6 years older than my dh and the looney bm but I am waaaaaaay better looking than she ever was and with the way she is aging, I am way better looking then she will ever be, Ha! Ha!....So, she can say ole lady to me all she wants cause this ole lady has got what use to be her gorgeous man!

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Submitted by kaffonseca on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:28am

I've been using it since I was 24.. I'm not almost 36 and I still get carded, and I'm told I'm no older than 28-29. Even one of those guys at the carnival that guess your age right or you win a prize..guessed wrong!

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

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Submitted by Sebbie on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 11:34am

I would rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not.

I have been using Oil of Olay since my early 20s. My daughter is 19 and beautiful, but laughs all the time about how her guy friends think her mom is hot! Thanks Oil of Olay!!!!!!

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Submitted by kaffonseca on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:38pm

yea..I guess that is how BM is..she is just big..even pics of her before she got pregnant. She is weird shaped. She has a tiny waist..HUGE azz and HUGE thighs. Her legs are so huge that they make her bow legged, does that make sense? The working out if anything will just build muscle which will make her look legs look bigger..than she is just like "baby" fat in her face and arms. It's weird. BUT FH found something in her that attracted him to her - he had a baby with her..so no matter how much I think she is gross..he obviously didn't / doesn't and I HATE that

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

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Submitted by Amazed on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:55pm

Everyone who has ever seen BM thinks she's hideous...but for some reason DH wanted her. He said he was just feeling pressured by his momma to find "someone" to settle down with and she was easy. pfft...it still irritates me. maybe he just suffered from low self esteem at the time?

"We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.”

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Submitted by BMJen on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 12:47pm

she's like a clumsy, lumbering giant

LOL....for real. You made me spit Mt Dew on my computer.

~Happiness is defined by the smile on your face, not the frown on others.~

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Submitted by BridgingTheGap on Thu, 06/04/2009 - 4:12pm

I am motivated to hit the gym now. By no means can I be called a "large woman" but I've been wanting to go so I can tone up my legs...Hearing about how huge her thighs looked made me say, "OK if I don't go to the gym now I'm going to end up looking just like that lol"

Kaffonseca, my BM is shaped kinda like yours! Her waist isn't that big but her butt and legs are HUGE. It would take about 7 sessions of lipo to trim those monsters down.

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Submitted by 2Bloved on Tue, 06/09/2009 - 3:41pm

WHY OH WHY can the BM in my life not be an ugly troll??!! Why does she have to look like a freaking supermodel??