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An hour... and my tongue is KILLING ME from biting it!!

just.his.wife's picture

That is how long I have been home from work:

So far from Skid3

I styled my hair different isn't it amazing?
Look I painted my nails, admit it they are hot!
I need to get more of these shorts, they make my legs look good.
This eye shadow makes my eyes look sooo green!! (They are brown, hazel on a good day in bright light)
OMG, Brittney (not the real name) lopped off ALL HER HAIR, she looks like an UGLY BOY.

I am either going to bite my tongue off. Or grind my teeth dull before Monday.

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just.his.wife's picture

Her therapist told us to ignore all these comments she is making to draw attention to herself. So all she has been getting from me is a grunt and I move on. Her older brothers looks about ready to toss her in the pool. Just asked her if it was even possible for her to stop yapping about her legs, ass, hands or hair for a period greater than 5 seconds.

Glad to know its not just the parents sick of it.

Shaman29's picture

Might I suggest turning this into a drinking game? Everything she talks about herself, you drink.

I realize this will make you completely drunk in under 10 minutes, but at least it will be more tolerable.

Shaman29's picture

At least you wait for them to arrive. Lately, DH only has to mention his kid or Uberskank and I'm pulling straight from the bottle.

Shaman29's picture

Whenever we pick up DH's kid (yay not an issue any longer she has her own car now!), DH would make sure dinner was somewhere I could get a drink.

Hanny's picture

Ah gosh, we don't get to drink when we are with the skids. One got a DUI (felony) couple of years ago, now NO ONE drinks when she is around. She's not an alcoholic, she was just a stupid 22 year old. I think it's time to be able to drink socially (US not her, she's on probation). But BM and SO think by not drinking they are showing her support. Myself, I think it's time to live in the real world! I think they supported her ass enough with the $50,000 it cost them to pay the fines, restitution, rehab, attorney, etc.

purpledaisies's picture

My brother is like that. Always saying how good looking he is and how he can get any woman he wants. Then I tell him oh really so the last 4 women you married were crazy one even tried to kill you. OK so you only attract crazy ones. LOL