Yesterday I felt obligated to post to Facebook something about my Step Mom's birthday even though I had spoken to her throughout the day.

My step mom hates calling me her step daughter because it makes her feel old. When she introduces me she calls me Mike's daughter and then I correct her and introduce myself as her step daughter.

This is what I posted:

Happy Birthday to the world's best step mom! I know how much you adore me for telling the world that you are my step mother.

This is her hilarious post back (after two Long Island Ice Teas from the Cheesecake Factory)

LOL! I love you as if you came from my vagina. Yep I said vagina. I love you bunches and thank you for allowing me to be a part of your dysfunctional family.

We are still giggling over that one! I am really blessed.