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I'm Prayin for you BM!

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Submitted by ddakan on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 4:49pm

I pray your brakes go out running down a hill
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill & knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
and that you find a man with an ex who's just like you!

AMEN!

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Submitted by dguiwh2334 on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 6:00pm

Hahahahah!!! This just made my day, I'm laughing so hard I started crying.. Right when BF walked downstairs and asked " what's so funny?" Oh nothing.. LOL. I love this!!!

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Submitted by RaeRae on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 6:00pm

I have never heard this song. But I went to iTunes and downloaded it as soon as I saw this, and looked up the lyrics. LOVE it. And dedicate it to my kids BD and my skids BM. May they burn in hell.

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Submitted by ddakan on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 7:59pm

I never used to feel so ugly about BM. I don't mind paying if she would take proper care of the kids....and I'm talking basics like just buy food and send them to school. BUT NO, she had to piss on my parade and send them over here....well, I resent her fucking them up and expecting me to deal with her trash.

So eat shit and die BM T. Dakan! You aren't worth the pot you smoke. You'll die and only your crabs will mourn you.

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Submitted by mommyto6 on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 8:54pm

LOVE this song! The BM I deal with was the person I thought of when I first ever heard this song as well. She's always trying to be holier-than-thou toward us with her fake Christianity and saying she'll pray for us-as the knife she's holding is stabbing us in the back. This is the type of prayer I'd like to pray for her.