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Submitted by daisy0202 on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:48pm

OK everyone remember awhile back I posted about my patient who got married and the SO had a daughter but she felt the daughter would come around and not be so much of a brat, it would take time...

Well it has not been that long right? For those who do not remember or seen it...I had a patient come in who got married and was showing me a video on her phone of DH singing to her for there wedding and how romantic it was. Well he has a daughter, I forgot how old, and she was having a hard time with things. My patient felt she would come around after the marriage it was just going to take time and my patient was all awwww awwwww....

Well she is sick and came in to see me. I asked her of course how is it going newlywed? OMG LMFAO....She was like that F*&(ing brat is driving me crazy and we have only been married for little over a month. She is cocky to me, flips me off and than when I tell my DH she lies about it and says I just must hate her and then cries. She went into my closet and took my brand new pair of shoes and snipped the buckle and then when I showed DH SD said I didnt do that...and DH believed her....OMG I cant....

I just stood there and wanted in the worse way to laugh but said oh that is a shame......that is fucking hilarious!!!!! Only because when she showed me the video she was all so romantic, it was wonderful he is wonderful, SD is wonderful.....guess reality kicked in!!!!

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Hanny's picture

Submitted by Hanny on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:54pm

My grandaughter had a friend who put honey and mustard all over her step mom's clothes. Yea, it's always so nice at first, then reality and the skids raise their ugly heads!

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Submitted by not2sureimsanea... on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 1:01pm

A girl I knew pushed her stepmom down the stairs.

Yeah. Crazy.

Nice girl otherwise.

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Submitted by redfire on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:59pm

NOW DAISY you no better than to laugh at this poor women ( shakes naughty finger at you) You should have told her how SD's are great and loving and how much they love there SM and even more there daddykins like yours does. How dare you laugh at her pain...lol

Are you a MD? if so I get the whole prenup( I was wondering if you were a high roller NOMB)thing you where talking about in your last blog if you and Dh split. If I where your SD I would be kissing your ass to get cool stuff from my cool Doc SM.

That poor women needs to be directed to this site and the light.lol

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Submitted by daisy0202 on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 1:10pm

redfire I am a PA...but I do very well....and yes SD should be nicer she would get alot more stuff....I took my children last year to Germany, where I am from, for 3 weeks....Guess who wanted to go and did not? Next year my oldest is graduating from college he wants to go to Austria (we have been before but years ago) and we are going...Guess who is not.....thats right...

DH doesnt take alot of time off so I usually travel with my children and if dumb ass SD would be better I would have no problem taking her but....SCREW THAT!!!! BTW she would LOVE to go to austria...She knows we are going and says all the time....The place I would love to go to the most is Austria....shame your not!!!!! }:)

I got a prenup because I own my home, had money in the bank, own my car and a summer home that I share with my parents in the cape....NO ONE IS GETTING THAT BUT MY KIDS!!!!!

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Submitted by GoldenGoose on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 1:56pm

I am a PA as well: own my own home, 3 cars, bank account yada yada... Prenup and a very tight Will were drafted in order to protect my kids. I'd haunt the SKIDs if they inherited anything of mine!

That is hilarious about your patient. I've had very honest conversations with a few of my own patients and reminded them to come back if they needed anything for "stress." LOL. Of course, they never think that it's necessary. I know better.

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Submitted by Delilah on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 2:02pm

Whats a PA? Personal Assistant?

Havent been to Germany yet, although my friend is nagging me lol as he is from there. Your sd really is missing out, you would think this would be an incentive with her impulse control. Does she know she will not be going?

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Submitted by daisy0202 on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 3:01pm

and yes SD knows she is not going. If DH does not go neither does she and he will not take 3 weeks off of work. He does not get vacation time in his present job....BUMMER!!!!!

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Submitted by WickedStepMom18 on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 3:55pm

Thank GOODNESS I don't have a SD. I would have FOR SURE left my SO by now if SS12 was SD12... I know it!! These stories scare me. :jawdrop:

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Submitted by Delilah on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 4:50pm

Bloody hell nothing keeps her in line. I would have LOVED something like that at her age, in fact I did travel in my teens with my school and parents. Think its strange that she cant even behave for a week with a vacation like that on the table.

Better for you I guess, as no one wants to take a misbehaving skid on a supposedly relaxing drama free holiday.

I hope you have a lovely time Smile

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Submitted by wicked-step-mom on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:02pm

My SD10 put green and red food coloring in my shampoo and conditioner. I was so angry I had to leave the house. I couldn't even look at my husband or the evil SD.